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JOB HISTORY: Left last four jobs only because the managers were completely unreasonable.

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Photo Credits

  • Elephant Nature Park in Chiang Mai, Thailand, by Jodi Thomas
  • Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium
  • Big Cat Rescue in Tampa, Florida

Quote 123

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin

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